Location: You know where I'm at, foo'!
Sex: I am the alpha male
Favorite Pirate: My n***a Jack Sparrow. He's one crazy mofo, and he always bring the rum and mad honies. Really, need I say more?
Favorite Book: The Big Book of Simpin' and Pimpin', Dune
Favorite Movie: Pulp Fiction
Number One Dream in Life: To live past the age of 20. I'm closer to achieving my one and only dream with each passing day.
Music samplings: Outkast, Missy E., Johnny Cash( the O.G.), Radiohead.
Reason for deeming yourself a "gangster": I'm the only real black person that you know, therefore, I am a gangsta/baller/singer/dick slinger/insert stereotype here for y'all.
Where you found out about our gang: From the blackest white girl ever, H-Coop.
Finish this sentence…”two rabbis walk into a bar…”: and are promptly escorted off the premises for spreading their religious propaganda.
How do you feel about:
X:the media Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
X:sex I don't sex them hoes, they sex me. That's how a playa works.
X:politics Starting to interest me.
X:hipsters I keep them around to entertain me, but once they start whining and moping, pkak-akak-kak goes my gat.
Are you ugly and/or a hipster: (mandatory, just attach a picture) I'm not ugly, and I'm not a hipster. I am, however, very bad at attaching pictures, so tell me how and I'll go back and edit this.
Have you or someone you know ever been a member of new_cool_kids?: (this will not *necessarily* be held against you) As fas as I've noticed, that place is full of bee-otches( and Helen), so no, I've never been, nor do I want to be a member of new_cool_kids.