Tori Bean (rian_bean) wrote in antihipstergang,
Tori Bean

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Name: Tori / “2-Bit”

Age: 23

Location: da 206

Sex: up for negotiation

Favorite Pirate: jamie ‘broke joke’ cook, AKA Capt. Boring

Favorite Book: How to Make Friends and Influence People

Favorite Movie: Value Village Girls Gone Wild Pt. 3- Where the Customer Always Cums First!

Number One Dream in Life: Customized Pumas with velcro ties

Music samplings: anything hip hop circa 1992-94- Black Street and Teddy, the original rump shakers

Reason for deeming yourself a "gangster": that’s what fools be shoutin everytime I stroll the set/ I burn hoes like bridges/ I aint afraid to cutta bitch/ my mom says its okay

Where you found out about our gang: some girl pimped it to my comments page like a gen-u-ine playa

Finish this sentence…”two rabbis walk into a bar…”: and buy my ass a drink. Then we dance.

How do you feel about:
X:the media: loved by plenty, gones be hated by many, fuck em thou.

X:sex: bitches aint nothing but hoes and tricks

X:politics: you got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em.

X:hipsters: eat! goddamn you, eat! And then we dance.

Are you ugly and/or a hipster: I probably contain trace elements of both. Testing is still underway. The only thing confirmed thus far is i am at least ¼ HUSTLA

Have you or someone you know ever been a member of new_cool_kids?: I dunno. Out of boredom and curiosity, I filled out the “application” and then there was much talk of falafel and ass fucking. Does that make me a member???

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