Name: Tori / “2-Bit”
Location: da 206
Sex: up for negotiation
Favorite Pirate: jamie ‘broke joke’ cook, AKA Capt. Boring
Favorite Book: How to Make Friends and Influence People
Favorite Movie: Value Village Girls Gone Wild Pt. 3- Where the Customer Always Cums First!
Number One Dream in Life: Customized Pumas with velcro ties
Music samplings: anything hip hop circa 1992-94- Black Street and Teddy, the original rump shakers
Reason for deeming yourself a "gangster": that’s what fools be shoutin everytime I stroll the set/ I burn hoes like bridges/ I aint afraid to cutta bitch/ my mom says its okay
Where you found out about our gang: some girl pimped it to my comments page like a gen-u-ine playa
Finish this sentence…”two rabbis walk into a bar…”: and buy my ass a drink. Then we dance.
How do you feel about:
X:the media: loved by plenty, gones be hated by many, fuck em thou.
X:sex: bitches aint nothing but hoes and tricks
X:politics: you got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em.
X:hipsters: eat! goddamn you, eat! And then we dance.
Are you ugly and/or a hipster: I probably contain trace elements of both. Testing is still underway. The only thing confirmed thus far is i am at least ¼ HUSTLA
Have you or someone you know ever been a member of new_cool_kids?: I dunno. Out of boredom and curiosity, I filled out the “application” and then there was much talk of falafel and ass fucking. Does that make me a member???