Location: St Paul MN
Sex: Yes, please. I mean, um, girl.
Favorite Pirate: the one on my silver ring
Favorite Book: Right now, The Confederacy of Dunces, among others where the main character resembles Helen but is fat and gross.
Favorite Movie: Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. You haven't lived until your heart is stolen by a lumberjack.
Number One Dream in Life: I have this recurring dream where I fall off of my bunk bed and then I twitch and wake up. . .
Music samplings: Plain White Ts, Christina Aguilera, Wilco, Pedro, Britney Spears, Five Iron Frenzy, Bright Eyes
Reason for deeming yourself a "gangster": Just ask Matt, I'm underground
Where you found out about our gang: I am this gang
Finish this sentence…”two rabbis walk into a bar…”: are they buying me a drink?
How do you feel about:
X:the media -- it's like the time someone asked Michael Moore how can we get the media to stop controlling society. His reply? "Turn off the T.V!"
X:sex -- I guess it's cool. I mean, I am afraid of penises, but when I'm married or committed it'll probably be a lot of fun.
X:politics -- If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.
X:hipsters -- "I mean, where'd he get those shoes? Journeys?"
Are you ugly and/or a hipster:
Have you or someone you know ever been a member of new_cool_kids?: Ok, I was for like a day. But that was before I helped start this gang, which was in response to how dumb the "cool_kids" are.